Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Economy is Fine


It is little wonder John McCain's campaign is attempting to get the voters to focus on Sen. Obama's friendship with the fiendish William Ayers. The markets have fallen so fast and so far that people are now wondering if the economy is sliding toward a possible worldwide depression. As the Wall Street Journal reports, the world markets continue to fall despite the best efforts of the U. S. government as well as the governments of most of the nations of the world. As of today we have seen market value losses in the last week unseen since 1929. Watch as this sweaty, disheveled editor tries to explain what has happened so far:



Mr. Callaway seems to have had a tough day.


So...hey! Never mind that economy stuff. Have you heard that Obama is friends with some guy who blew up the Pentagon in, like, the sixties or something? Booo!

With the way the economy is going, Joe-six-pack might have to switch from Bud to Piels.

1 comment:

KC said...

I don't think the distraction is successful. They may say want they want in rallies and interviews to divert the viewers attention, but in the debate, people wanted to know what the candidates were going to do, as soon as he got into office, in two years, at all.